Caption Contest

Caption Contest: Part VI

Posted on 16. Dec, 2009 by Heretic Tag: Borderlands General Discussion, Borderlands, Caption Contest, Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot
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Claptrap In Underdome Borderlands

Here we go again. Another caption contest. It's like a sword duel, except the weapon is your wit instead of a sword. And nobody gets stabbed.

So fire away. Above we have a screenshot from the recently announced expansion Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot.

If you're stuck, the bandit slumped over in the bird cage might be a good place to start. WTF? Read more »

Caption Contest: Part V

Posted on 17. Oct, 2009 by Heretic Tag: Borderlands General Discussion, Caption Contest
Dr. Ned

Always entertaining, occasionally lewd, never fatal (so far at least), it's time for another caption contest. Today we have a picture from the recently announced Borderlands DLC pack "Zombie Island of Dr. Ned."

Above we presumably have a picture of one of Dr. Ned's creations (or Mordecai really let himself go.) Caption away.

Caption Contest: Part IV

Posted on 28. Aug, 2009 by Heretic Tag: Borderlands General Discussion, Borderlands, Caption Contest

Time for our latest installment of our semi-regular not-so-serious feature, the caption contest. Try to come up with a witty headline for the above picture. Winners will receive the esteemed title of "Fanboy Caption Contest Winner," which they can then put on their resume and will certainly get them a fine six-figure job like emergency room doctor. Read more »

Caption Contest: Part Three

Posted on 29. Jun, 2009 by Heretic Tag: Borderlands General Discussion, Borderlands, Caption Contest, Screenshots

It's time to turn our twisted minds to our semi-regular Borderlands Guide feature: the caption contest. You can see previous contests here.

This time, we have a rather ghoulish, shirtless and masked bandit swinging for the fences with a bloody blade. I've got no idea what he's aiming for, maybe he's divvying up a pizza? Read more »

"I Shoulda Renewed My Auto Insurance"

Posted on 30. Mar, 2009 by Heretic Tag: Borderlands General Discussion, Borderlands, Caption Contest

Since our first Borderlands caption contest was such a success, we're doing another one. After exhaustive calcuations, I deem everybody a winner of our first round. Except those who didn't participate. You guys are a disgrace.

But here's your chance at redemption. Please offer your wittiest and try to best my auto insurance humor.

Sea-slug Mouthed Quadruped For Dinner. Again.

Posted on 20. Mar, 2009 by Heretic Tag: Borderlands General Discussion, Borderlands, Caption Contest

Thanks to Angry Taco for finding this new screenshot for our collection. Caption contest. I challenge you to come up with a wittier description than the one I used in the title here.

Good submissions will be laughed at; bad submissions will be laughed at. Since the point is humor, we all win.