Caption Contest: Part IV

Time for our latest installment of our semi-regular not-so-serious feature, the caption contest. Try to come up with a witty headline for the above picture. Winners will receive the esteemed title of "Fanboy Caption Contest Winner," which they can then put on their resume and will certainly get them a fine six-figure job like emergency room doctor.
Losers will be forced to watch the entire upcoming season of American idol. So make your responses good.
"And now it's time for... Guess who's the Claptrap!"
"Which one is it? The one to left or the one to the right...?"
Edit: For those of you who got the joke: I'm dreadfully sorry, but someone had to say it...
.....O.o hahaha
'i wish i had gone with the tattoo-bot_program(DD) instead of vending_machine_maintanence'
"I....I Wonder if she'll help me keep the beat."
Unce unce unce. >.>
"Thank you, we'll be here all week"
Who said bot-siren romance couldn't work?
I just remembered a limerick....
"On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in Braille."
When Mrs. Robo gets off of work early one day...

Girl: "Woops excuse me."
Robo: "Excuse you for wha? *sniff* Ah the hell Sharon! Everytime we take a walk you fart. Its like your some damn gas machine.."
Girl: "Uh-oh"
Robo: "The hell is uh-oh me-*sniff* Oh dear lord I think you just short circuted my life, why won't got just take me now instead of having to smell a mix of chinese and pandora."

"look at those bazoombas!"
Edit: just so there is no confusion that is from Claptrap's point of view and him saying it. :-/