Caption Contest: Part V

Always entertaining, occasionally lewd, never fatal (so far at least), it's time for another caption contest. Today we have a picture from the recently announced Borderlands DLC pack "Zombie Island of Dr. Ned."
Above we presumably have a picture of one of Dr. Ned's creations (or Mordecai really let himself go.) Caption away.
it's verizon, lol. i thought you meant version, like when there are multiple versions of something.
"Please wait here, the doctor will be with you shortly"
Goddamnit Brick! I told you not to take steroids!
Edit: You should have seen him before he got here!
"you know wenn u said ur sister was ugly ?! ..."
Miracle of plastic surgery!!
"Hello welcome to Meat Mart may I take your order"
"Brick Hungry!"
"ummmm....i think i took a wrong turn somewhere past new haven...."
"He touched me........"
They never said Brick's dad was in the game.


I finally logged on in a month! like my pic? its a custom .gif animation i made - nearly 2min long!