Caption Contest: Part VI

Here we go again. Another caption contest. It's like a sword duel, except the weapon is your wit instead of a sword. And nobody gets stabbed.
So fire away. Above we have a screenshot from the recently announced expansion Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot.
If you're stuck, the bandit slumped over in the bird cage might be a good place to start. WTF?
"Mommy... this isn't Disney Land..."
"Disneyland - Now under new management!"
I was hoping to get the first Disneyland joke... But either way, I had to give this.
"Can we get fast-passes for the cage?"
Ah, so many possibilities. :)
" welcome pleasure land my friends"
we accept no resposability for
broken bone
, torn limbs
dismeberment,
theft ,
death,
broken egos,
lost loved one
thank and have delightful exsperiance
"Welcome To The Thunder Dome Bitch!"
"Can't we just get past Under Dome?"
"step right up to view the corpse! Only 12 dollars!"*
*disney managment price
"step right up kids for this once in a life time..........wait i don't remember that body being in the birdcage it was supposed to be back at doctor ned's office"
Clap Trap, Bandit Rescue: Rome. You've discovered yet another defunct Bandit here. Doubtless, he wandered in here and was destroyed by the inhabitants of the city. Perhaps there is a repair kit nearby.

"Step right up, boys and girls! Try your luck and get your face blown to ****!"