funny shit
Fri, 01/08/2010 - 13:27
alright then, i basically made this forum to see what everyone thought was the funniest thing in borderlands. i don't remember it all, but this was funny:
patricia tannis
"baron flynt was an employee of mine i fired for being incompetent. when he left he stole an artifact from em and punched my dog, which was the last part of the vault key. the artifact was, not my dog."
please psot something funny you found in borderlands!
Sat, 01/09/2010 - 06:15
#2
the quest sinking feeling,
the quest sinking feeling, the ships you have to sink are called Rightous Man, Great Vengance, and Furious Anger.
Homage to "Eziekiel 27:14" from Pulp Fiction.
Sun, 01/24/2010 - 15:49
#3
Scooter :D
Im with Sarvesh, that comment was epic :D
Wed, 03/10/2010 - 23:17
#4
"Luckys an old buddy of mine,
"Luckys an old buddy of mine, and by buddy i meen he ruined my mommas girl parts."
"four wheels is better than, uh, zero...."
scooter
this is sledge, P.S. you guys arnt freinds
meet 9-toes (also, he has 3 balls)
i cant belive people missed these, but who can forget
"im gonna rip your face off then put in on mine and say hi to your mama!"
Phsyco
and 1 more
"ahwell, i hated this peice of shit planet anyway"
Krom
Sun, 05/30/2010 - 03:50
#5
Good Ol' Scooter
Scooter: Hey my name's scooter I was named after my sister.
Mon, 05/31/2010 - 02:30
#6
"GET YOU ONE!" by Scooter
"GET YOU ONE!" by Scooter (Scooter's Catch-A-Ride, T-Bone Junction)
"Nobody hurts my buddy but me!" by a random bandit
Thu, 06/24/2010 - 13:00
#7
I don't remember it all but I
I don't remember it all but I think it went something like this,
Scooter:"You can get to wherever you want faster on wheels, at least that's what my daddy told me, then again he's in a wheelchair."
Also not something I've heard but when you get the "I'm on a Boat" achievement/trophy, When you shoot the barrels in a certain order, Tannis will appear riding a Dolphin. I thought that was pretty cool.
I can't remember it all but is was something like this
Scooter: ''I've heard the Vault is real! Well, what did they put in that damn thing? Gold, hot chicks, monkeys....?''
The fun thing is that you dont expect it =) .