"I Shoulda Renewed My Auto Insurance"
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 20:53
Since our first Borderlands caption contest was such a success, we're doing another one. After exhaustive calcuations, I deem everybody a winner of our first round. Except those who didn't participate. You guys are a disgrace.
But here's your chance at redemption. Please offer your wittiest and try to best my auto insurance humor.
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 21:03
#2
Or
This is what happens when the Geico gecko does 'roids.
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 21:16
#3
"Remember when I said you
"Remember when I said you should buckle up just in case we get attacked by an ant dog breeding program gone wrong and you said never in a million years?"
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 21:27
#4
We should of...
I told you we should of stayed on the highway
or
Never take directions from moss (or a crazy lady who trys to sell you squirrels)
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 22:07
#5
This is why we keep
This is why we keep chiuhauha's out of the NFL and off of steroids...Damnit Roland I thought I told you that!
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 22:37
#6
Let's see 1,2,3.......yeah
Let's see 1,2,3.......yeah we're screwed.
Offtopic:anyone else notice that the guy falling out is dropping all his stuff poor dead guy.
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 22:58
#7
"Well at least its not a
"Well at least its not a giant walking vagina right?!"
....."Actually I think I'll take the giant walking Vagina"
Mon, 03/30/2009 - 23:11
#8
You would think he would have a strap
@Chono: You would think he would get a strap in that line of work.
@JohnnyMac: You stick with the classics, I like it.
Tue, 03/31/2009 - 00:01
#9
"VTECH JUST KICKED IN YO!"
"VTECH JUST KICKED IN YO!"
Tue, 03/31/2009 - 00:51
#10
@Border
Just keepin' it highbrow for all the sophisticated guys and gals out there.
haha.
That and Im not clever enough for anything else.
Geico gone wrong?