Sea-slug Mouthed Quadruped For Dinner. Again.

Thanks to Angry Taco for finding this new screenshot for our collection. Caption contest. I challenge you to come up with a wittier description than the one I used in the title here.
Good submissions will be laughed at; bad submissions will be laughed at. Since the point is humor, we all win.
"Giant walking vagina, my prayers have been answered."
"See Bob this is why we should have brought more then pistols!"
"Which one of those holes does it crap out of?"
" This could of been all solved if you just went on Dr. Phil but nooo"
" no wonder why this game says the scenery changes every time you look the other way"
" i think its that time of the month again..."
"Nice Rakk"
"I think it saw us"
"Haha, hey, Steve....remember when you asked what I thought of your girlfriend and I said I couldn't think of the words to descride her?........"
HOLY #@$%!&*!!*&%@$#%!*&@$#%***%!^@&#*@&!%@$#*!&@%#$@$!#@$!#!$#%$&*
Haha, these are great.
Clever. haha
According to my radar...were screwed.

"Wait, are we s'pose to shoot the giant rock or the giant monster?"
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"I picked a bad day to load my gun with blanks."
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Says a rakk "RUN AWAY!"
"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. " - Mark Twain