Suggestion for signitures

Take one of these:

- There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- On the other hand you have different fingers.
- Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
- Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- You can't have everything....where would you put it?
- Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
- I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you're abusing the privilege.
- If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd get change.
- Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, park elsewhere.
- I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.